Notable Quotes from the Stages of Coachella

From Maynard, Tool

Welcome to our first show in many years. We wanted to take it down a notch, keep it all small and intimite, invite a few friends. Welcome... But you, dude. You need to put your fucking clothes back on. You're bumming me out. Got lost on the way to Burning Man.
New album comes out tomorrow at midnight. I know you fuckers all downloaded it already. Do me a favor. I'm trying to buy this gold nugget shaped like a piece of popcorn, for a ring. So I need you to buy a bunch of records so I can afford that. Big ole gold nugget. Like four of 'em. Then when I hit you in the face for taking my photo, it'll look like someone hit you with a bowl of popcorn. Help me out, will ya? I'm destitute." This was just before Jambi... Fitting considering the lyrics at the beginning of this song...
Hope you all enjoyed yourselves. Hope you all got a chance to go in the VIP tent. Of course you all did, right? It's fucking L.A. Everybody's a fucking VIP. Can I get a witness?

From Madonna

From Kanye West during his hit "Golddigger"

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Posted on 05/03/2006 6:27 PM

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	timmay: 05/03/2006 7:03 PM did her ass look good?
	tony: 05/03/2006 7:11 PM i couldnt really see her ass very well, there were 15,000 people in front of me and i was dancing while looking at asses half her age
	tomdog: 05/03/2006 7:46 PM if the ass was the only thing one had to look at
	breesays: 05/03/2006 11:03 PM Ha, tool is funny. What do they sing again?
	kalipornia: 05/04/2006 9:11 AM i love maynard. "got lost on the way to burning man" heh.